No, drunk sperm still make babies.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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