my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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