He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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