i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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