better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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