yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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