Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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