You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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