I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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