Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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