**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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