in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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