Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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