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• (586): View more from Michigan

  your parents love me but you hate me

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

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  i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.

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  again?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I told you I was good to drive

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  dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated

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