First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just want to make out with him forever
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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