hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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