He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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