we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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