he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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