ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just tell him i said nine months
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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