I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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