It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
