I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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