Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dude i'm inner monologue high
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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