East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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