Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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