Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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