it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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