I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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