Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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