Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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