doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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