Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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