I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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