What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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