Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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