I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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