I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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