He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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