What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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