I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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