Your tits are I can't wait for
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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