and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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