It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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