need another drink. this is the easiest way
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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