What a fucking waste of an outfit
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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