I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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