your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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