its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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