Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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