Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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