Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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