it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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