People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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