I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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