bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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